I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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