did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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