question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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