Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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