maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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