Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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