Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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