their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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