I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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