My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Say something about gay babies.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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