so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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