what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Houston, we have a squirter
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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