don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
So many bounce houses so little time
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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