She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If that was your dad, he is hot
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's shark week go big or go home
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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