So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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