I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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