bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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