come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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