You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You can't motorboat a personality
farters have to be the big spoon...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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