Plan B is the new Plan A
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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