wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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