the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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