and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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