are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
