No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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