Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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