Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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