Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
where are my eyebrows?
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