i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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