Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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