You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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