last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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