you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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