"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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