Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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