if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
