Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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