i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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