I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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