People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
