i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I bet he comes in French.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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