True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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