We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Who died my cat blue again?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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