That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm at about main and main street
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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