if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
