i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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