when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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