normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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