ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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