Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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