Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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