Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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